my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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