Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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