I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
