I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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