He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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