Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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