he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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