the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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