it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
