do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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