Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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