Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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