sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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