id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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