No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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