i wish starbucks made bloody marys
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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