: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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