I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My vagina is officially offended.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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