i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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