"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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