Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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