ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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