How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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