have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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