I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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