i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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