You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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