Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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