she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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