I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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