never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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