She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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