just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Your cock deserves a montage
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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