Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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