I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
so much tequila, so little girl.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
