Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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