so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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