I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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