YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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