very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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