You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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