Fuck appropriateness.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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