Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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