he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Is it because I queefed?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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