I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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