nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
