No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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