I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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