i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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