does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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