My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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