It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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