This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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