i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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