I heard we made out
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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